Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop.
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
I’M LOOKING AT YOU APPLE!
steve rogers loves you either way
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.
They didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things.
They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or a X-Wing fighter, they gave him a call box from which you can call for help.
And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat ray, they gave him an extra heart. They gave him two hearts.
And thats an extraordinary thing; there will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the doctor.
I feel sorry for all those people whose superhero names are “The White Thing.”
I got “Super Hornet”. That sounds lamer than lame.
"Invisible Light" Well what kind of useless power do I have? LOOK OUT! IT’S A FUCKING LIGHT YOU CAN’T SEE!
"Space Heart Hunter" is actually p cool
now all I need is a cinematic transformation sequence.
My birthname gets Fire America. Really? I’m going to go with my other option, Silvereye.
I…just…why do I sound like some weird early 60’s comic book hero?
FIRE STREAK, HELLA
That sounds pretty cheesy but I’LL TAKE IT
I am Space Guardian, the guardian of space!
It’s a pretty easy job to be honest. Space is pretty good at taking care of itself.
i wasnt going to reblog but then
The ass tho
That’s.. actually incredible. Not the ass, I mean that’s good yes but, fuck yeah Hawkeye Initiative!
I’m just impressed someone can contort themselves into the stupid poses they put women in on the covers of comic books.
Oh shit son!!!!